you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"
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What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
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You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.
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You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.
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You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
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You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
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You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
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Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
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You've ever used lard in bed.
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You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
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You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
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You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
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You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
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Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
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The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.
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You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
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There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.
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You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
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Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
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You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
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You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
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Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
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Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
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Less than half the cars you own run.
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You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.
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Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
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The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."
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Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
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